Three homosexual candidates and one Professor are ready to run for Mayor of San Diego!

Press release date: 18 March 2011
contact: Loch David Crane  619-222-2849

    Three homosexual candidates and one Professor are ready to run for Mayor of San Diego!
                                               
    While the city of San Diego is in financial ruin by the Bay, as teachers are being laid off, houses are sinking underwater, unemployment tops 10%, and thousands of illegal immigrants from a dozen countries steal American jobs -- help is on the way. Four candidates for the office of Mayor of San Diego have appeared: three openly homosexual candidates and a retired English professor.   You can read more about it on The City Beat story <http://www.sdcitybeat.com/sandiego/blog-236-.html#sCommentN2950>

    While the evil Smurf  District Atty. Bonnie Dumanis takes time out from harassing Medical Marijuana patients and shutting down legal dispensaries of prescribed medicine, she also draws a salary from the city of San Diego.  So why does she fail to protect its patients, care givers, or their inviolate doctor-patient relationship?   Despite decades of overwhelming votes by San Diegan and Californian voters, D.A. Dumanis aligns herself with the federal government, preferring to harass legal marijuana smokers, rather than protecting or serving the citizens of San Diego.  It looks like she's never read or understood our police car motto "To protect and Serve."   Since I'm a supporter of Medical Marijuana and am in full legal compliance with San Diego's program (following eight traffic accidents), when I become Mayor I will challenge the evil Bonnie Dumanis to stop harassing patients and shutting down legal dispensaries in the City and County, since this is obviously the will of the people of California.

    However our most pressing local and national crisis is a lack of employment -- between 10 and 20% depending on where you measure. None of the national or local candidates are brave enough to try to reclaim the 11 million jobs which are sucked out of California by illegal immigrants from variety of countries, mostly South American.  If we took the resolve as Americans to protect our country and ourselves, we could use simple tools like E-Verify and a detailed identification examination to separate the millions of illegal aliens from those permitted to work legally in America. Think of the thousands of veterans we could then employ; think of the hundreds of thousands of college students, women, high school dropouts, the handicapped, people of color, and young American citizens we could employ instead!   Think of the millions of families who would suddenly have an honorable source of income because they would be entitled and invited to work in America and produce the brilliance of innovation and development for which we are known.   The illegal aliens need to phone home, and then go back there.

    American workers have the power to walk upon the Moon and stride among the stars; it is illogical and harmful to employ illegal aliens while Americans stand in line for meager benefits or endure painful jobs until they are able to fairly retire.  As President Kennedy directed us, it is still time to “ask what your country can do for you, [and] what you can do for your country.  And what together we can do for the Freedom of Man.”  As Mayor of San Diego I will demand and verify that our City's employers hire legal and experienced Americans, not illegal immigrants, on civil and private job sites.   It is time to appreciate and employ Americans and stop our job drain, and to raise and depend on our own citizens again.  

    However it is not only dishwashers who break into America to steal jobs -- there are also terrorists who break in to make war.   In my several years of patrolling the border as volunteer with the Border Patrol Auxiliary, I've seen drug runners, hopeless families, injured aliens rescued, and a thousand pairs of booties breaking in to America.   They even get a “resident” tuition break at SDSU, treating illegal aliens to a financial advantage over college bound American citizens!

     These undocumented aliens breaking in to America bring in third-World communicable diseases (ask the Blood Bank), violent and alcohol related crime (ask the police and MADD), unmet social and health needs (look at our overcrowded and underfunded systems), the desire to take what is ours (common thievery and social benefits), and they commit a Federal offense when they break in.  So do other Americans who aid or shelter them–look it up.

    Just last month, a radical Imam was captured being smuggled in a car trunk right through our city of Boulevard!   The drug cartels are exporting their murder, kidnaping, drug sales, machete beheadings, and violent crimes into border communities from San Diego to Texas.  They are shooting and killing our Border Patrol Agents as well as our citizens. 

    But even worse than that is the nuclear threat a terrorist could bring in a backpack or suitcase to place among our many military, civilian, and nuclear targets.  As Mayor of San Diego I would focus my attention on shutting the border's many openings, from tunnels to car trunks, from submarines to ponga boats, from Indian trails to lines of backpacks full of drugs, from unskilled labor to the latest big-dog criminal cartel, looking for pot, power, and profits.   Guns are illegal in Mexico–yet look what they do with them, and the thousands they murder.

    I don't think any of the other three gay candidates will touch these issues and that's why I'm staking them out early.   We are the first four of perhaps a dozen or more candidates; when I first ran after Roger Hedgecock was deposed in the 1980s, there were 17 candidates and I believe I beat 13 of them.  Now that I am retired from teaching English and have recuperated from Roger Hedgecock's assault, I'm ready to try once more to save my hometown from "greed by the sea and decay by the Bay."   You can see this and many more of my previous liberal political speeches, including Magic tricks, lighting my speech on fire, two arrests, and igniting my fingers like candles: all these are now on YouTube.  Even the gay candidates don’t go this far out!
   
     I hope San Diego’s voters are fed up enough with the evil Republican decades-long dynasty of arrogance, unfair control, disrespect for the voters, overspending, and pursuit of personal enrichment that you're ready to vote for Democrat Loch David Crane at the next opportunity.  I hope to see and hear from you all on the campaign trail, on the webmail at <capnkirk@adnc.com>. . .or on YouTube! 

    Loch David Crane, M. Ed.